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Oh Facebook

Facebook, facebook, facebook
So much ado about this book
My status is updated please look
Your time and my time it took
You find its addicts in every nook
Most of them forget their food to cook
with posts that shout I'm such a mook
The site that puts us on the hook
We all love the it the facebook

We need to stay in touch
and find our buddies from long ago
We bent so low even into a crouch
and sometimes we had to let go
there are many ways like such and such
to find friends and say hello
but none equals facebook that much
you can express yourself high or mellow
Enter facebook the new way to keep in touch

We barely have time to face book
cause we spend so much time on facebook
you have forgotten how to move our rook
and we show off to everyone our new look
hi, are you on facebook
that's the way to get the new hook
it's never as quiet as a brook
but ever ready to let in more gook
oh facebook, facebook, facebook!

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